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Were Jesse a smarter person, he wouldn't be so quick to show his face on a network full of strangers. Never know who's out to get you, after all. But Mr. White always had him beat in the paranoia department, and Mike was always the one looking over their shoulders, so it just doesn't occur to Jesse right away that maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Regardless, he's sitting uneasily in front of the webcam, staring into it with piercing blue eyes and a furrowed brow. ]
What is this? Like, Xanga and Youtube had an ugly baby? Do we introduce ourselves? Yo, this is Jesse Pinkman from the ABQ. Mr. White, if you're out there, this isn't exactly what I thought was gonna happen after we—
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But he's at least smart enough not to finish that sentence: killed our boss and burned down our meth lab. So he shuts up quickly, looks off to the side and rubs a hand over his tired face. ]
After we, uh. Did the thing.
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So smooth! Jesse sucks in a breath through his teeth before trying again. ]
Alright, so what's the deal? Is this some kind of island retreat rehab? 'Cause I'm not drinkin' the "let's learn how to be real" Kool-Aid. I got enough shit on my plate.
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His gaze is sharp when he looks back to the camera, suddenly curious. ]
Is anyone even out there? Or do they just tell you that to make you think you're not crazy. "No, man, there's a whole city full of fictional people just like you!" Sounds like horseshit to me. So, uh— hit me back if you know what's up, I guess. Peace.
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And yeah he's going to mutter something under his breath about lame-ass video blogging as he shuts the camera off. A real ray of sunshine, this one. ]