Alright, so we've established that the foetuses are going to piss themselves over sweets the whole night. Big who cares! That's nothing new. My question is, what are the proper adults doing? Who's throwing the party? I think we all deserve a night of fancy dress and getting too fucked to see straight, and if I have to make it happen myself, I swear to God I will. Cos that's just the kind of stand up bloke that I am.



But seriously who's hosting the party

Halloween party tonight at my house. Costumes are required. Refreshments served.

Kate, Allison, you should get here early for the pre-party.