First.  Anyone who was at the homecoming dance last week needs to come down to the station and make a statement.  I'm collecting depositions

Second. 

New Patrol Assignments

Police Station: Chief Shepard, Secretary Sheska, Precinct Caterer Frye (part-time).

South Beat: Rogers and Barnes.

East Beat: America, you're on your own.

North Beat: Blake and Beckett.

West Beat: Beifong, still solo.

So, nobody was seriously hurt at the dance, right? Kate? Kaworu? Tommy?

Translation: "mostly Tommy, because I trust Kate enough to not do something ridiculous?"