H-hello...? Is anyone there?

I'm..... [Oh. Who is he? He doesn't know. Should he? Probably not.]

Well, I'm not real. Or, I wasn't. Until now. But now that I am real, I'm supposed to be learning how to live in the real world.

At least, that's what the doctors told me.

They were rather nice.

So setting aside that I have no idea who I am, and no one else seems to either

Therapy? I do not remember anything. What do I have to talk about? Here is a better idea.

I use this money they gave me to find food. I have the strangest craving for tea.

Who knows if it is strange at all?

I certainly do not.

I was at this party last night, and we were alright then, but now some people are acting really weird... Can anyone come over and help? Is there a doctor somewhere here?

[ACTION]

[Loki is wondering around town looking very lost. He had lost his normal attire in favor of a simple green tunic and black pants. Yeah, no helmet. No coat either, but he doesn't seem to be cold.

Some might have seen him appear there, looking wide-eyed and slightly disheveled.

Anyone approaching him will be met with wide eyes. Some might remember earlier that morning a loud bang could be heard from South living area.]

[VIDEO]

[The feed comes on and for a moment is upside down. Loki quickly realizes his mistake and turns the phone over so everything is right again]

Hello, Island of New Moore, is it? This might sound very strange, but where exactly are we and...does anyone know my name?

[ The video clicks on, and it's chaos. The device has turned on by being knocked to the ground, and it shows a young woman, apparently in her mid twenties, struggling and fighting against a large group of orderlies and doctors in the hospital. ]

UNHAND ME! HEIMDALL, OPEN THE GATE! [ She thrashes against the group, tossing two of them across the room and into the glass fronted cupboards containing various medical supplies. They land with a loud crash, and the woman is pounced upon by two more orderlies. ]

Sedate her! Hurry!

I will not be cowed! Unhand me at once! HEIMDALL! HEI--

[ And one of the orders manages to stab her with a needle. She struggles a few moments more, and then the phone is kicked. It goes skittering across the floor and knocks into the wall, the screen turning black. ]

[ this video post shows a faintly frantic Ukraine, clearly walking down the street as indicated by the jittery feed and the fact that, well, the street is receding behind her. ]

This is an absolute disaster, I can't imagine who on earth thought this could possibly be a good idea. Okay, if you recognize me, please respond to this so I know you're okay!!

Actually, respond to this even if you don't recognize me, because I might recognize you and be able to help you, or direct you to someone who knows you! Though that might only help if they remember knowing you...

Oh bother. You know what, I don't think this is going to work at all.

[ click. feed cut. ]

Alright, it's been a pretty weird day. I don't remember my name, or why I'm in this room with a dude with a bear obsession, but I just went out and punched a few zombies and

IT!! WAS!!! AWESOME!!!!

Anyway if any one was worried about those things, they're out of your way now. I SAVED THE DAY!!! YEAH!! You can all go out and face the day without fear. Now could someone tell me what my name is?

So I was supposed to take my last final today but apparently the professor never showed up? And half the other kids there weren't sure what their names were let alone how we were gonna take a final sans professor.

Soooo that was the end of my first semester of college. I kinda pictured it going a little differently. But you can't fail a test you didn't take, so I'm probably fine.