![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
Oi.
53 | Leave a comment
( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network - December 18th, 2012
18 December 2012 @ 09:50 am
Considering current events, I'd just like to make a quick PSA encouraging everyone to invest in some breath mints if they're going to be out and about. Because some people really need it. That's all.
who: dave and john, everyone else stay the fuck out.
when: oh god i don't care. sometime after mistletoe but before christmas.
what: best fries.
where: west 101.
( TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ENOUGH TOO OLD TO PLAY THE PART TOO COOL FOR SHOWING UP TOO DUMB TO SAY WHAT'S SMART )
when: oh god i don't care. sometime after mistletoe but before christmas.
what: best fries.
where: west 101.
( TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ENOUGH TOO OLD TO PLAY THE PART TOO COOL FOR SHOWING UP TOO DUMB TO SAY WHAT'S SMART )
18 December 2012 @ 01:29 pm
Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha. Making me lose my memories again. Oh, you're funny, New Moore, uproariously funny. This is some sort of cosmic punishment reminding me that I need to prepare for these things, yes? That I need to keep on my toes and stop growing soft? Or is it just your elaborate idea of a joke at my expense? Ha. Ha. Look at me LAUGHING SO HARD.
Text to the Once-ler
I hope you don't mind my plan to thoroughly check every nook, cranny and strand of tinsel in the apartment for hidden caches of mistletoe. I'll put it back as I found it.
Added later
Also, my name is Rodney. Please ignore the alias my amnesiac self used.
Text to the Once-ler
I hope you don't mind my plan to thoroughly check every nook, cranny and strand of tinsel in the apartment for hidden caches of mistletoe. I'll put it back as I found it.
Added later
Also, my name is Rodney. Please ignore the alias my amnesiac self used.
18 December 2012 @ 02:47 pm
Now that I've been so graciously granted the return of my memories- Ah, Ukraine, I do appreciate that you tried to help.. I can't help but notice that this place takes a rather violent approach to Christmas, doesn't it?
I can think of several dozen far more pleasant ways to be snapped out of a mid-morning stupor than suddenly falling head-first into a small pine tree that appeared out of sodding nowhere.
Incidentally, students, unless being assaulted by the emerging flora has rendered you utterly incapable of writing, arriving at my class covered in pine needles will not excuse you from handing in your final pieces of homework.
I can think of several dozen far more pleasant ways to be snapped out of a mid-morning stupor than suddenly falling head-first into a small pine tree that appeared out of sodding nowhere.
Incidentally, students, unless being assaulted by the emerging flora has rendered you utterly incapable of writing, arriving at my class covered in pine needles will not excuse you from handing in your final pieces of homework.
So, uh... is too late to say I'm sorry? I don't even know whose car that was.
Or whose boat that was.
... or that tree.
For what it's worth, I really am sorry.
Or whose boat that was.
... or that tree.
For what it's worth, I really am sorry.
You know, I hate to say I told her so, but I darn well told Ro-Lal she'd just be hung over and miserable and so she is!
That said.
Does anyone know any good hangover remedies?
You know, not the kooky stuff, the workable stuff.
Preferably something that won't make her throw up again, she's done enough of that already, poor dear.
If anyone wants to check on her I'm sorry but she's really not in any condition to see more people right now.
Especially not any of you who gave her alcohol in the first place! >:B
That said.
Does anyone know any good hangover remedies?
You know, not the kooky stuff, the workable stuff.
Preferably something that won't make her throw up again, she's done enough of that already, poor dear.
If anyone wants to check on her I'm sorry but she's really not in any condition to see more people right now.
Especially not any of you who gave her alcohol in the first place! >:B
Gosh, I just love this time of year! Christmas is always the best! Getting together with friends and family, getting presents, the snow-
Speaking of which, where IS the snow? I mean, come on. Stupid secluded island captors can give us at least a little bit of snow, right? It's just not Christmas without snow!
Also, I'd like to point everyone in the direction of the newest business in town, Karaokedoki! I'm sure I don't have to explain it to everyone. It, of course, is a karaoke place! It's all ages, so no alcohol I mean come on, I'm 16 I'm not allowed to even drink it yet, am I? Did the age law change here? but there's snacks and lots of fun!
It'll open during Christmas break! I expect to see everyone there!
Speaking of which, where IS the snow? I mean, come on. Stupid secluded island captors can give us at least a little bit of snow, right? It's just not Christmas without snow!
Also, I'd like to point everyone in the direction of the newest business in town, Karaokedoki! I'm sure I don't have to explain it to everyone. It, of course, is a karaoke place! It's all ages, so no alcohol I mean come on, I'm 16 I'm not allowed to even drink it yet, am I? Did the age law change here? but there's snacks and lots of fun!
It'll open during Christmas break! I expect to see everyone there!