Are you all right?

It seems somebody spiked the punch, and I'm afraid to say I lost track of everyone in my confusion.

Are you all right?

Guess what losers!
School is about to get a lot more interesting. You can say goodbye to those humdrum days of absolute boringness where you pass the time making spitballs and watching the seconds tick away.
Yes, yours truly will be gracing your educational facility starting this semester with a brand new course.
European history.
We'll be taking a special look at certain military aspects over the centuries because how could any of you not study this stuff.

_{[see: every "awesome" thing he's ever done back in the day.]}

Prepare yourselves. Students in New Moore have gone too long without knowing just how awesome certain countries are. But thanks to me, Gilbert Beilschmidt, that era is now over!

See you when school starts.

Hey guys, I just got here. For those who didn't meet me, I'm Carol Danvers.

Anyways, apparently I'm suppose to get a job? I'm up for most kinds of work. I have military experience, can operate most machines, and have powers that include flight, strength, and energy blasts.

So, any suggestions? Maybe I could teach self defense or something?

[It has been entirely to long since she had a job that didn't include punching criminals]

John Watson? I'm not sure we've met. My name is Itsuki Koizumi. You are a doctor, correct?