So, let me get this straight. I wake up in a hospital. No biggie. Get checked over by doctors to make sure I'm alright. I'm cool with that. But then I'm told I'm fictional because I come from some "made-up world"?

Is this because of my vlog? Because really, my vlog is the least of people's worries. I'd be considered fictional if I lived in the Twilight series or in Middle Earth or any other book on my shelf. It's not like I'm out of some Jane Austen novel or something!

I think we're getting a little too carried away here. Joke's over, this is a funny trick, but I want to go home. I've got things to do, independent studies to work on, videos to make!

Ugh, at least tell me this place has wifi.