Hello? Oh, why am I even--I don’t even know how to tell if this is working correctly.
But yes, hello. My name is Gerard, and I’ve just arrived. I’m getting a little too old for incredulity at this point--and I thought, too old to be world-hopping around again, I’ve had enough of that in the last year, thank you--so if someone could offer me directions to somewhere where I could get a glass of wine, or maybe a cup of coffee, or perhaps both in rapid succession with one another, I would be grateful.
But yes, hello. My name is Gerard, and I’ve just arrived. I’m getting a little too old for incredulity at this point--and I thought, too old to be world-hopping around again, I’ve had enough of that in the last year, thank you--so if someone could offer me directions to somewhere where I could get a glass of wine, or maybe a cup of coffee, or perhaps both in rapid succession with one another, I would be grateful.
64 | Leave a comment