To: The Cool Avengers Who Also Happen to be Young (Leader Kate Bishop; Nate No-Fun Richards; BFF Billy Kaplan; Scott Wolfboy McCall; Mister Thomas)
From: Loki

It seems it's been quite the gap in time since that we've heard from our not very good friend the dreaded lizard creature of New Moore. Perhaps he has found a swap to crawl back into, and will emerge again on the night of the living dead. A very anti-climatic end, heroes usually have grander battles, and our foe has POOFed from existence. WTF.

To: The Mighty Thor
From: The Good Loki

You have significantly dropped in numbers, brother. It's concerning.

To: Aradia
From: Loki

Quite unsurprising news! Our lizard creature is still missing. Shall we send a search party to every cranny and nook of swamp upon New Moore? Prepare the local law enforcement and their dogs of searching. On another note, our dreaded Mister Magneto is still molding young, impressionable minds.

To: Lady Aisling
From: Loki

I've somehow slighted you, milady.

To: Jason
From: Loki

On this episode of New Moore P.D. stars a familiar Master of Magnetism. He seems to have something in mind that he's working on, doesn't he? Once again with a lack of evidence. However! It includes one Rudy Wade. We can take bets on how far this will escalate, but I would rather use the time constructively while we have it.