Who: Everybody involved in the date auction fiasco awesomeness.
What: Dates! Dates all over! Willing dates. Begrudging dates. "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" dates. "Who are you exactly?" dates. All sorts of dates, really.
When: The 14th mostly? May range outside of that if one person like the Once-ler has a whole bunch of dates to attend to.
Where: All over the place I'm sure. Probably to be determined by thread.

HEY SO here's a mass log. Here are your deets. The idea here is that the auctioned person will put up the thread starter, either with a scenario or just a note as to who they have dates with. Think like similar to the mistletoe mass log.

I don't know. This is terrible. Tag yoselves and GO YE FORTH.

[ Yuri wasn't really into all that mushy crap. She was already dead, after all - not a ghost, but dead - so she didn't really care about romance. In fact, she hadn't thought about it for a very, very long time. ]

I can't believe I'm actually asking this, but... [ A dramatic sigh. ] What exactly do you guys do on a date?

[ She isn't expecting a second date, because this is a one time only deal, but still. She doesn't want her day to be dull and boring. Or full of romantic crap. ]

And the first person who says 'love hotel' or 'do nothing' will get a fist to their face personally.

So, does anyone want to make chocolate!!