Midterm results back.  As across the board.

Tiger successfully removed from bathroom after 48-hour standoff.

That's all, but I think that's enough.

Oh, and I've sold 50,000 cups of coffee so far this month.  That happens every month, but this is the first month where I have a smartphone app coded to count them.

Normally, this is the point where I'd grimace and admit that's the most exciting thing to happen so far this month, but, well, tiger.

Also I have no idea what I did last weekend.  So there's that.

Who: Magneto & YOU.
What: Visiting hours in prison.
When: any time this month.
Where: In a plastic cell far underground that the island government just happened to have ready.
Why: Because your character was foolish enough to go visit a maniacal terrorist.
( There's not much to do in prison )

Officers:
Brigade Chief Suzumiya Haruhi
Second-in-Command Koizumi Itsuki
Penalty Secretary Kyon
Now Welcoming: Mascot Asahina Mikuru

Is that really a title we want to give out?


Old Members:
John Egbert
Kate Bishop
Junior Assistant Mascot Scott McCall
Ikari Shinji


New Members:
Vriska Serket

Released Members:
Aino Minako
Stiles Stilinski
Nico Minoru
Allison Argent



New Business:
-To begin with, the Penalty Secretary would like to point out that he is in no way responsible for attendance, let alone the appearance or disappearance of Brigade Members, despite grumbling implications to the contrary.

-Motion to install a rheostat for the lights passed, despite ongoing discussion of there being no budget, no electrician, and no authority to make alterations to the building.

-Motion to conduct the meeting at a lower volume failed.

-On a positive note, “THE SOS BRIGADE: Awesomeness is Mandatory” posters have been completed by the Recruitment & Design Committee. Silk-screened T-shirts with the same motto were delivered from the printers on the same day that the new uniform policy was announced. No costume shop in town was willing to admit a willingness to design more elaborate costumes with the motto for Mascot Asahina Mikuru or Junior Apprentice Mascot McCall.

...If we’re giving our new members titles as well, shouldn’t those be decided on in an organized fashion rather than assigned at random intervals?

-Given the recent disturbances, including the damage to the school which demolished the rooms immediately to the right and left of the current Brigade meeting room, there’s been no luck getting computer experts to design the requested smartphone apps for the Brigade. Additionally, a constant stream of proposed revisions and new features demanded makes it more difficult and less likely that any such commission could be completed.

-Roundtable Discussion Topics. Please ignore the fact that previous meetings have never included a ‘roundtable discussion’ segment, as any attempt to discuss this new development has been summarily quashed by dictatorial fiat.

Up for discussion this week, we have ‘What Costumes Should Scott and Mikuru wear next?,’ ‘What the Hell Was With This Weekend, Anyway?,’ and ‘Who Looks Best in the New Uniforms?’

Suggestions of last month’s date auction, the dramatic acquisition of problematic superpowers by half the island, and the Brigade Chief’s upcoming “duel” tabled for various reasons after vigorous debate.


Meeting adjourned with excessive and deliberate gavel-pounding while Penalty Secretary is lectured on the natural consequences of his irresponsible actions.