[Lizzie's been trying to figure out a good costume theater for today, but nothing's working. She sets her small set of props down at her feet.]

So costume theater isn't going to work today, as much as I wanted it to, because the past few weeks have all just been a blur. [She scratches her head.] Gold bars? Drunken shenanigans? It's St. Patrick's day all over again and the first time was weird.

Next time I'm staying away from the Bailey's.

Do people celebrate Easter here? I have the most ungodly craving for some hot cross buns and a nice fat Simnel cake. Guess I'll have to settle for an ham and egg sandwich for breakfast, a tube of marzipan, and hope there's some discounted sweets tomorrow. Never was one much for the church part.

Say, lads, if I pop down to the shops and pick up a cake, would anyone want some? Course, I'd be just as happy eating the whole thing meself. Ladies, bunny ears and tail are required dress for this party.

Here's a heads up to my students-

We're going to have a guest presenter soon. Mr Sirius Black will be speaking about the Goblin Wars. Don't know about that? I don't either, but it's going to be awesome because there will be explosions.

[Jack is restlessly tapping his staff over his shoulder. His hood is up.] Has anyone actually seen any eggs lying around in any bushes or anywhere today?

[He isn't that surprised. If no one can get out, no one should be able to get in, either. That doesn't stop him from floating around with no real destination, looking everywhere for any eggs until he gives up and is now sitting on a roof this time. He points his staff at something that can't be seen, and there's a flash of bright blue light, before there's the sound of something heavy falling. Heavy, egg-shaped, and made of ice. And he's probably going to keep...sending frozen eggs down at least they aren't real eggs?]

Oh bother, I always forget to pay attention to when Western Easter shows up. Well, Happy Easter in any case! Hopefully everyone had a lovely day and didn't drink too much, considering recent events...

I wonder if I should try to teach people how to make pysanky for the real Easter.