I'm bored. Take me somewhere.

Also, you're friends with that Alisha girl, right? Why didn't you tell me you had cool friends?

[It’s best not to dwell on Sif’s first moments. The news may report later on a car that may have been flipped, and possibly some damage at the hospital, but she gets her fury quickly out of the way and transitions to anger and working on the problem of getting back to Asgardia as fast as possible.

Heimdall may be all-seeing and all-hearing, but either her brother has decided today to be useless or she’s beyond the range of his sight, which is a thought that gives Sif a troubling pause.

But she has other resources, and that is to attempt to call the bar in Broxton and actually send a message that he needs to open the Bifrost and take her home.

Unfortunately she just ends up posting to the network instead.]

Barkeep! [She doesn't bother to announce herself; there's nobody he could mistake her for but herself. But for people unaware of Sif, it's a very loud, very bossy near-shout, as she tries to be heard over traffic.] I need a message sent to Asgardia. Rouse someone from their drunken stupor if you must. Tell them to go to Heimdall and that he needs to turn his sights to- [A pause, while she checks her location-] New Moore, wherever that may be, and open the Bifrost for me. Quickly. And if he protests, tell him that my patience is running thin, even for my dearest brother.

[And then she hangs up, without ceremony.]