No, I'm not lying.
24 April 2013 @ 09:20 am
[New Moore, you might've missed something in your morning sky if you looked carefully. if you didn't, here's a surprise.

so there's this Loki kid on the screen holding his arms up in a green robe that's way too big. despite his small stature, he looks as menacing as he cold possibly try to looking menacing. so, pretty menacing. maybe an eight outta ten? menacing enough. he raises his fingers, wiggling them, well, menacingly. there's a fog machine or something in the background. or real fog. probably real fog.
]

It seems that you're missing something I've acquired.

[there's a brief pause and he offers a knowing smile.]

But it's mine now! No one can stop me. Not you, or thou, or anyone else. I'm just that evil or something!

[and he points toward the screen.

he murmurs something in another language and adds "and other such mystifying words" toward the end of it and poof! disappears.

sorry about your moon.
]
 
 
ᴛᴀᴠʀos ɴɪᴛʀᴀᴍ ♉
24 April 2013 @ 02:35 pm
wHAT HO, sTEELBEAST!

( A young, armor-clad troll stands on the streets of New Moore. He stands glaring at Dinkerton's car, in all its imposing majesty. Where others might see an expensive vehicle, he sees a menacing creature. )

wITH WHAT ILL PURPOSE HAVE YOU BEEN BURDENED,
tHAT WOULD BRING YOU HERE TO INFLICT TERROR AND HARM UPON THIS LAND?
dO YOU THINK TO MOCK ME WITH YOUR SILENCE?
yOU MAY STAY YOUR TONGUE, bUT YOU CANNOT STAY MY HAND!


( He brandishes his lance. )

sTILL SILENT?
yOU MUST THINK THIS A MERE GAME OF fLARP!
iF YOU WISH TO MAKE SPORT OF YOUR TREACHERY, tHEN COME!
i, tOO, sHALL ENTER INTO THIS GAME!
i, tAVROS nITRAM, tHE kNIGHT OF THE wOEBULL cOUNTENANCE,
aM THE SWORN DEFENDER OF nEW mOORE,


( Tavros charges, sending his sword crashing through the windshield. )

aND THIS GAME SHALL BE YOUR LAST!