Ummm... Clara.

[His voice is higher pitched than usual, sounding unnerved and just a hair short of panicked.] Where are you right now?

I would guess that my sudden blindness is the island's doing, and that there are widespread cases of loss of senses. I suppose the situation would be much easier to assess if I could actually read the posts on the network.

Regardless, how is everyone else faring? Kyon, Haruhi, Mikuru? Aisling? Kate?

I'm afraid to say, I appear to have lost my vision at some point in the night. Until I regain my faculties, I am uncertain as to what degree I will be able to fulfill my duties.

Please let me what you want me to do, given the situation.

Um, setting aside the super weird multiverse talk thing, not to mention all the pamphlets! They just gave me this phone, so how come I have like twenty five unread texts?