Bro Strider
22 June 2013 @ 02:27 am
and on the seventh day while resting, god thought to himself
dang, adam is one lucky sonuvabitch, as that woman that i have created has one fine booty.
and he saw that it was good.
yet no woman from then on would match it in its well-rounded, voluptuous beauty.
until one day, when this terrible oversight was realized, and once again the fabled booty took its place on a womans form.

i have touched the booty.
and it was indeed good.
 
 
Johanna Mason
22 June 2013 @ 03:27 pm
 
Any of you have advice on how to keep a dog from mauling you or your roommate? Normally my experience with violent animals only has one ending and I'm really trying to avoid that. With the dog at least.

I bet Katniss is having a blast with this in the woods. Probably safer sleeping with croissants lately, huh?