Do you get anything if you've been here a year? Like... an actual gift, not another random-ass, what, wedding preparedness kit or something. Maybe a gift card? Yo, at this point I'd take a regular card. "Congrats on tryin' to be a normal dude" and all. I just think it's weird everyone makes such a big deal outta us being here and gettin' rehabilitated. Then you stick it out and turns out it actually is kinda like rehab? And you feel pretty good but you don't get anything to show for it.

Which, uh. I guess is sorta what rehab's about anyway. Shit, maybe that's the point.

Anyway. Wow.

I guess I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who's been chillin' with me for a year now. Uh, 'cause no one I know from the ABQ's shown up, which is... you know, it's whatever. That's not the point. But you guys help a lot. So. There's that. Thank you.

Has anyone seen Katniss? I know it's normal for her to disappear but I'm out of— what is it? Groose? And usually she answers at least one text in ten.

You know, with everything that's happened, I think, for the first time in a while, I'm actually excited to go back to school.

Though I really feel like I should have graduated already... I wonder if credits transfer...

Either way, I'm thinking of making a blog about everyone's experiences in New Moore. Would anyone be interested in it?

So, is there like a website or something where I can check who's gonna be teaching what? I'd like to know which classes I'll be skipping.

ragnarok used the phone while i was dead and he won't tell me what he did but i should probably say to everyone!

if you spoke to someone named ragnarok i'm really sorry for anything and everything

i mean absolutely anything he did

i'm so sorry

I'm doing target practice in the park, fyi. Kate, if you wanna join, be my guest.

Also, warning, if anyone gets hit with a boomerang arrow, I'm not sorry. Because boomerangs.

So someone told me I'm supposed to have this roommate. Whatever. I'd know whoever it is if they ever came to this stupid place they call an a-part-ment. I guess that's a house or something. I don't know. So whoever you are, you can show up. Even if you're some horrible gross monster thing.

I'd just rather live in the place I was, but someone said that I had to live in this building because I'm a kid and I need supervision. I threw some rocks at them. I regret nothing, by the way. That guy needs to learn how to respect the greatest Earthbender in the world. I mean come on. I traveled with the Avatar. I can handle myself.

And this school thing. Still not happening.

There is no way I'm letting my last weekend before classes turn into a bust. I feel like I haven't talked to anyone all summer I've been working so much - so who's up for an impromptu party? Souji? I know stuff's been so busy lately we haven't had time to see eachother, but you wouldn't leave me hanging, here. And Tim I know you're good for a good time, when you want to be. Who else...

R - can zombies even drink? Peeta you get an automatic invite. Stand by your man, and all. You can bring your mistress too, if you want; I'm not one of those clingy, jealous husbands.

Actually... make that a standing invite to everyone on the island. We're all young and improbably good-looking, we should be living it up a little! Please live it up a little. I don't want to have spent my entire summer eating pizza on my sofa and watching webflicks.

Hello everyone, you're speaking to the new domain keeper at the Regular Divider, New Moore's premiere newspaper. They tried to get me to agree to be a journalist, because apparently there aren't too many people who want the job. I already spoiled this on my roommate's post, but who really reads within all of those comments?

(I don't. This is also why I'm not going to be a journalist!)

I tried to get them to get me out of school, but that isn't going to work out. But let's be real here, how many of the teachers actually have enough training to teach us? Anyone? Bueller? Yeah, I didn't think so.