Gamzee Makara
13 January 2014 @ 07:06 am
[the video has a lot of static fuzz. the camera constantly flickers in and out of the light - the creature is fumbling with the device.

eventually, it focuses on what is arguably a face, albeit one drenched in a millenia's poundage of greasepaint (we hope it's greasepaint). the grand highblood's gnarled horns and black mane obscure most of the frame. he is simply too huge to use the keyboard.

he coughs a phlegmatic cough, and it is nasty as fuck. his voice is deep the way undersea drilling rigs are deep.]


A THOUSAND CAEGARS FOR THE HEAD OF THE RED TEXT MOTHERFUCKER

[ohhhh shit]
 
 
Gwen Stacy
13 January 2014 @ 08:12 am
 
oh god oh godhoh god I told her to stsay away I told her not to I
Peter I'm I don't understand but I'm so sorry I don't know waht's going on
I need to just turn mysefl into shield this is

I didnt mean to I just balcked out I
I owke up and it was jsut
sheild i know you're readin this i turn myself in
 
 
Tim Drake
13 January 2014 @ 11:30 am
 
 So.  Judging by my inbox, I'm not the only person here who has an orientation video saved.  Has everybody remembered to check theirs?  Probably somewhere in your desktop icons, there's no point in hiding them.

And... if it looks like almost everyone mentioned in your orientation video is gone, what do you do then?

[Locked to Remus Lupin]

According to the doorplate, you're my roommate.  Your name's in my phone.  But you're not in my orientation video.  Just checking - do you remember me at all?

[Locked to Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Ramona Flowers, Victor Mancha, Gwen Stacy (either) & Kate Bishop]

Hey.  Quick check-in.  Do any of you know Tim Drake?  Or maybe Tim Wayne?
 
 
Queen Elsa
13 January 2014 @ 01:10 pm
do u wanna bill a snoman?