Yo, if anyone thinks they want into my head while I'm sleeping, you can jump right off a cliff. I'm not having it. I'm in a super shitty mood and trust me, you don't want dream-me kicking the ass of dream-you. Got it?

I need some fucking ice cream.

Who: Aisling, Sheska
What: Dreams and Nightmares
When: Feb 27th - March 2nd, whenever you sleep
Warnings: Sheska's nightmares contain violence, gore, blame, and a twisting of the senses. Aisling's dreams contain flashes of violence and death, but at a remove and only if you okay them.

NOTES:
None of these dreams take place at the same time unless prearranged with me. Otherwise everyone has their own experience separate from others.
Dreams are arranged by comment hierarchy within. Aisling has two thread types - utterly peaceful and serene, and calm with flashes of history/sorrow. Sheska has one mode - nightmares. (Though it may not look like one at first.) Please comment under the dream you wish to enter.

WHO: Loki and Elsa
WHAT: Sweet dreams are made of this
WHEN: March 1st - the legendary day twitch beat pokemon
NOTE: State your option!
WARNINGS: Both dreams have the potential to go south at a moment's notice, especially Loki's. Keep that in mind!

( Loki )
( Elsa )

[ her voice is bright and overly cheery, almost like a wind-up toy: ] So I'm fictional now? That's all the new thing. Okay. I guess I can get with that if it's what the young kids are doing these days. No, it totally makes sense someone would make me up.

[ okay and now it's gone. bye-bye buffy of l.a. old. this is aged buffy, mature buffy. well mature-r buffy, and she's so not impressed. ]

Except not. I wish I had a nickel for every time I got kidnapped because... Actually, can we make it a quarter? I'm worth a quarter-per-kidnapping, at least. Inflation! That's a thing. A total thing. A really real thing that unfortunately affects me now. Being an adult is lame and ishy and I don't think my boring adult life where I waitress 50 hours a week and never get to take down my hair should be fictionalized. But that's just me. I'm not the fictionalizer so I guess I don't really have a say.

Which, when you think about it? Is kind of messed up. [ an offended nose-wrinkle! ]

Let's not think about it, Island-people. People of the Island. Islanders? Islandees? Islandics?

Oh, yeah. ...Did anyone else have a really weird dream last night?

[ this has been the worst introduction ever. she clicks the feed off anyway. ]