yo I like, put the pool up on the beach but like........

is it snowing????

I thought theyd be like little ice cubes but it tastes awful and it keeps getting in my drinks.

maybe somethings on fire?? deets from the flying peeps plz

That's not snow. It's ash.

It's a Volcano. And I can say that with complete certainty because I read up on eruption signs just in case Fuji-san ever woke back up.

So, since there's a volcano threatening to erupt can I be signed out early today?

[ At least he waited for recess this time. ]