Will, don't start, I saw a Pikachu when I got lunch. Anything's possible.

It seems there is a great deal of mass confusion concerning this place.

If anyone has an escape plan, I'm happy to lend you my services.

I should be surprised. But after everything that's been thrown at me the past few weeks... Well, let's just say that this seems more ordinary than meeting your older-self-but-not-self-from-alternate-universe-relocated-to-your-universe. So I'm not. Maybe I'm even feeling...relieved? There are so many people, but it feels almost...calm.

And look at that! No one's pointing guns at me! I wonder how long that one will last. Probably not long. And-- [At this point it flashes to video. A pretty blonde girl smiles faintly- though it's a weary, tired smile. You can probably also recognize the big S symbol on her chest too.] There. The technology here's still a little behind, isn't it?