Alright, look. I've put up with this shit fucking island for almost a month now, and a relatively sober month at that! So I'll say this as politely as I know how: does anyone here know where a guy could hypothetically procure a little grass? Not that I think I'll have much luck, the whole lot of you seem really fucking uptight.

Or else I'm just going to spend the rest of my stipend on lager. Believe me, there's no other way to make my flatmate even a little bit entertaining.

I remember the teachers at school said something about jobs being important, so I was going to try and see if I could get one. I thought maybe I could get one of those jobs they said students used to get, like paper delivery. Anyway I guess the point is, is anyone hiring? Because I don't have a roommate anymore and I kind of need more money to pay for the damages from Christmas fixing up some things.

Speaking of newspapers... I noticed I was in the little news thing when I went to ask for a job. I'm not sure why, I don't think I've done anything all that interesting. I think the writer is kind of funny. Funny-odd mostly, but still funny.

... I really don't think we need math class. Can we replace it with something more useful?

I have to learn how to drive a car.