So setting aside all of the beautiful new friendships you guys kindled all over my inbox, what kind of stuff do you guys whose friends got left at home do for fun around here? The only person I like, really actually know on like a personal level here is my ex-Dad, and tbh I haven't had a real day off in ages.

I need a job, or else something to do. Frankly, though, it's kind of amazing how difficult it is to write up a resume for the particular skillset we've got.

I suppose I could just do the housekeeping thing like before... it'd be nice to have someone to cook for again.

Dear High School Students, Surrogate Family Members, or Guardians:

        With this letter I extend my deepest regards to all of you -– but I must admit I especially send these regards to the students, whose delightful presences I will find myself in presently.

        My name is Sebastian Michaelis. Effective Monday, I will be responsible for many educational experiences of which students will find themselves intimately aware. Children at a Middle School level of education are already familiar with me, as that is where I started.

        Prior to my employment with New Moore's limited educational institutions, my teaching credentials included but were not limited to: the private tutelage of a very small and somewhat bratty child who found fault with my methods of teaching. When it came time to agree to disagree, I am afraid he had trouble seeing the best option in that scenario was not, in fact, to continue disagreeing with me. I am pleased to report that at the end of many long sessions, education prevailed.

        My hobbies include dusting, cooking, ironing, re-arranging, decorating, and looking at cats fondly from windows, as I rarely have time to go out to greet them myself. I enjoy speaking dead languages, felines of every variety, and several things I must note would be of no interest to you.

        My teaching philosophy is that each student is unique. However, in a classroom setting, each very special and uniquely-not-unique student will be expected to conform to a set of very specific rules which I have no interest in disclosing within this letter, as half the fun in learning is the process of discovery. They will find out soon enough.

        I feel one of my jobs as a teacher is to administer proper discipline to help students better suppress their stubborn individuality during circumstances where it would behoove them not to act against authority figures. I believe in hands-on experiences, learning creatively, and certain strict no-tolerance policies.

        I will be working jointly with Mr. Kotaro, who I am aware is having everyone address him as "Katsura-sensei," as no other name will do. Please disregard everything he may or may not have already said about your education and what is best for you. I am certain he has no idea what he is talking about, even if it is regarding a subject on which he by all means should be knowledgeable.

        Attached you will find a list of requirements each student will need immediately when we begin classes. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.

        I am looking forward to interacting with all of you. I expect this year will be full of enlightenments similar to those of the past year and the year before that.



        With warm blessings,



        Sebastian Michaelis
        Head Teacher
        New Moore Educational Institutions



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