A dog just ate my homework.

Uhh... Johanna... I think something might be wrong with our oven. You might want to stay out until I can at least get rid of some of the smell.

Tip to the wise: When baking anything, make certain that you check it often.

That's the fifth plate I've dropped today.

Dante, I'd recommend you and your friend stay out of the kitchen for an hour or so. At least until I've finished cleaning up.

Post Edited at 16:07 04/01/2011
SIX IS THIS A JOKE. DID SOMEONE GREASE THESE. POLAND I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT TIME IN AMERICA'S HOUSE IN STRICT CONFIDENCE AND YOU KNOW APRIL FIRST MAKES ME NERVOUS

Bet I'd like this place a lot better if there were some boats.

I am not this careless!

( She keeps cutting herself on her knives. WHOOPS. )

Whoever drove through a puddle and splashed my grocery bags an I and didn't even ask if I was okay, I will find you!! DON'T THINK I WON'T!!


everything ruined...

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