I have... a lot of apologizing to do.

Also, Feliks, I know you missed me, but you can't just file paperwork like this when I'm not around.

... how drunk was I last night?

Um.. I don't remember getting married at all!!

But this cake is really good! Ryoji, I'm going to bring you some!

Okay, wow, so. Questions!

1. You do know this is illegal, right?
2. How did you even know, like, my size? Actually, never mind, I probably don't want to know. Also, see number 1.
3. Cherry chip cake mix? Really?
4. No kissing. Ever. Sorry, that wasn't a question.

So I didn't get cake mix.

man, I just was starting to get over this.

Kanji, I'm coming over now. Before you do anything rash, please consider the consequences. all consequences. I'm sure this is a simple clerical error and not worth going to jail or any other life altering decisions that could possibly ensue.

All right, I'm leaving the station now.

Explain.

maybe I'll go back & stay a little bit.

Looks like that worked out, didn't it? Funny how a bunch of noble heroes can come together and save the day, and someone's left apologizing in the aftermath. Seriously, don't you idiots ever wanna own up to what happened? To who you really are? It's always the same mess. Really, after tiny Tim, I'm waiting for the next good guy to screw up royally and then be left with only apologies. Hey, it might even be me.

But don't expect much.

At least I got a prize outta that disappointing ending. I'd been having a hard time finding the right amount of time to go grocery shopping, but now I've got my sweetie to help me out.

So, Gau, here's a shopping list! I expect my things in the kitchen (there's a button to find it, I bet you're clever enough) by morning.

- Potatoes
- Aquagate toothpaste (the extra whitening kind)
- Bananas
- Windeer cleaner
- Disafina water bottles
- Lubricant. I'm not picky. As long as it's slippery. I wanna see how creative you can be.
- Trorex jumbo sized condoms. We're gonna have to consummate this, aren't we? I wouldn't wanna let the good island people down on the first good idea they had!

And bring your pink haired friend by, too. He can help you clean.

They really like to rub in the whole "You're dead" thing, don't they?


I don't know what possessions they're expecting to auction off though. Unless they want the fridge.


...I hope they don't take the fridge.

Why am I never consulted about this kind of thing! Do I just have the kind of face that says everyone has implicit permission to marry me!?

I really would have thought it'd be more difficult to get married when one of the parties is, for all intents and purposes, dead.

Peeta?


( private, easily hacked )

THE ONLY PERSON I WILL EVER MARRY IS BIG BROTHER.

Uhhhh.... Doc? You haven't been watching the Home Shopping Network again, have you?

I mean, you remember we talked about this, right? And we agreed one hello kitty grilled cheese maker was too much?

It appears I do have a roommate after all. Interesting.

As fascinating as this trip down memory lane has been, I've run out of trash bags. At least that annoying smoke detector is gone, now.

I've never gotten mail before, but there are some really strange things in this package. Is it normal for people to send each other gifts of undergarments that have more holes in them than fabric? It seems kind of counter-productive.


Karolina? Looks like some of this mail is addressed to both of us? Hope you don't mind I opened the box.

Can someone explain how to make this cake to me? I want to start learning how to do these things.