This is brilliant.

I had no idea drinks could taste this good. I'm serious. This is the best bloody thing I've ever drank.




I bet I could swim laps 'round the boat faster than anyone else here.

I wonder how they can afford to offer this cruise to so many people, for free.

Considering the stipends they give to the unemployed, I would have to say this government is very well supplied in the monetary branch.

Now that we're setting sail and all that, thought I'd ask- what's this boat called the HMS for? Doesn't that stand for 'Her Majesty's Ship'? Does New Moore have some sort of monarchy we never heard of?

Just wonderin. Good food here tho.

Okay, the cruise is great, but the boat gets really creepy in the middle of the night.

I should not have agreed to get on this boat.