Dante,

Sorry for cleaning without your and Alois' permission! Since I managed to arrive home before you both somehow, I thought I might as well put myself to use while I could manage while staying out of your hair.

I took the liberty of putting the miscellaneous items I found into boxes based on probable owner. They are all labeled and in your room. I did dirty laundry as well. I admit I am still kind of baffled by the four hundred unopened boxes of fake eyelashes. But I'd never have thrown anything away, don't worry!

At least the carpet isn't sticky anymore!!

PS. Poland:
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE WEREN'T IMMORTAL ANYMORE

.......maybe we could have a moment to think of everyone who passed, forever lost at sea.

Does anyone in South have anything for headaches?