Frankly, I'm still shocked I didn't come across any weird sex dreams. Don't be afraid to wave your freak flag! I know you lot, you're all completely fucked in the head, brilliant pun intended.

C'mon, tell me the best adventure you had! Unless you're all just as boring while you're dreaming. I wouldn't be surprised. But indulge a bloke cos I am about half a spliff away from actually giving a shit.

Dude. Now I really wanna find a swingset.