We've already seen how badly that turns out, right?  College has already cut my work hours and my night life in half, but there's no reason I can't have fun in the other half.

Party this weekend, my place?  Probably slightly less wild than the last big party, but it'll still be fun, I promise.

Hello.  Still willing to help a curious alien learn about troll customs?  I'm developing questions almost as quickly as I can write them down, at the moment.

So I was right-- my entire life really is one big joke. Man, do you have any idea-- is forensics even a thing in the "real world"!? There's no way I studied my ass off for years just so I could learn it was all made up. God... doesn't this count as "cruel and unusual"!?

[Probably a familiar sight-- a newly "realized" character rants his dissheveled little head off about the predicament he's found himself in. He looks like he could go on and on, actually, but he stops short and just sighs impotently.]

Sorry... [he just barely manages to spit out that apology] I'm kind of having a bad... day. [more like year, from the looks of him, but he doesn't bother correcting it if he's thinking it]

Uh-- [awkwardly makes eye contact with the camera, tries to smile, gives half a wave, but it's all pretty forced-- to be expected, really, of anybody who's just been told their entire life was entertainment fiction] Hi, I'm Adachi, and I... [maybe murdered a couple chicks for no good reason? well... not really, right? so... no need to mention it.] ...thought I was a detective...

It seems quite a few people have disappeared. "Released," even. They should be so lucky.

New Moore is neither enjoyable nor unpleasant; it simply is. Knowing the dead can be revived here prevents me from settling into life on this island. It seems that Danarius can haunt me even after his death. Even though he would have no authority here... I worry that he will return.

I thought I would find a renewed sense of freedom here. Clearly, I was wrong.

Woah. Where am I? Is this some kind of mixed-up dream?

Wait— is this like Inception? It is, isn't it?! That's why they told me I'm not real— they're trying to plant an idea in my head and make me jump out of a window!

Ohh man, wait. If I know I'm dreaming, does that mean everything is going to start exploding? Am I going to be sitting in a cafe in Paris somewhere and have a whole bunch of crap just fall on me and kill me?







This is so cool!! When do I get to meet Leonardo DiCaprio?!

Okay, so just hypothetically, it would be okay to make a citizen's arrest on a criminal from back home, right?  And if they resisted arrest, you wouldn't get in trouble for subduing them, would you?

This is just a hypothetical question but I really need an answer right away.   It's for a homework question.

TO: Souji; Chie; Naoto-kun; Kanji; Ted
SUBJ: EMERGENCY!!!!

Meeting @ South 201 in 1 hr - don't care if it's "date nite" this is MAJOR!!!

---

Hey, what happens when a convicted murderer shows up on this island halfway through his prison sentence? Just... hypothetically.