So, um, has anybody else heard the same rumor as I have about how to fix this?

And, um, has anyone tried it yet?

Mr. Edgeworth you have the BEARY BEST MOST PAWESOME CLOTHES!!!! This cravat is awesome! Did you know there are so many ways to style one? The possibilities are endless! And fabulous!! But Teddie must admit it is a little difficult... perhaps you could help me style it?

Also being older is kinda cool, Teddie might have to figure out how to age himself a bit when he gets back to his body.

kid, whoever the hell you are, why the FUCK do you have a GUN???!?!?!!

I REALLY THINK THE POLICE SHOULD BE CONCERNED I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE LIKE FIFTEEN KID. I really don't think this is legal, even in this fucked up place!

Oh, good. Now not only have I been turned into a guy, but I'm invisible, too. Now my week is really complete.

so get this--

not ONLY am i a totally adorable girl with like, big glasses and cute long skirts and silly tshirts

BUT i can FLY

AND i have little puppy ears

AND IM PRETTY SURE MY DOG CAN TALK!!!!

IM NEVER GOING BACK

While I'm sure some of you are running out to show your former selves some love, I feel obliged to inform whomever has my body...

Ran Mao and I are not siblings by blood.

Try not to be too alarmed!



On a separate vein, something about this body is akin to one of our products. A free sample to whomever can guess which!

These rumors, I really don't think they make much sense. I'm not sure who started them, but I have a feeling people are going to be rather disappointed.

Hm.

You know, now that I've had the time to get used to this, I am not entirely convinced it is such a bad thing, really. But I - ah.

I am not really sure what to do about these sounds in my head.

Um. Can I ask whoever has my body.......if anyone has my body...? To call in to the hospital and tell them I can't go in for the shift tonight, seeing as...well, seeing as. I don't really want to be responsible for someone without training doing...anything.