Oh, um...... I got up to post on the network, but it looks like a lot of other people beat me to it. A lot of other people are having the same problem.


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Hi, good evening.

I think I'm Nathan's friend. Ah, um... Victor-san, right? It looks like I got stuck in your body. It's not a bad body, ah, actually, it's kind of cute! You don't mind if I use it for a little while, right? I'll take good care of it.

There's a few dates I just can't miss!

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It seems I am not the only person on the island to have awoken to a rather interesting new development. I will freely admit I am as concerned as some of the rest of you, but I would advise everyone not to panic. I am sure whatever has caused this - strange mishap - is reversible.

Ah- I suppose a reintroduction may be in order, however. This is Charles Xavier, I am afraid. I am not certain as of yet what has caused this to happen, I doubt anyone is, though if you have some idea, please do come forward as I would love to hear it. No, I am afraid this is quite the mystery.

If it is not too much trouble, I have a request that the person who is- ah, hm... inhabiting my body come forward? I really must speak with you in private if possible. I am sure you will have discerned as to the reasoning by now. My apologies for that, my friend.



Everything is so quiet right now. It is rather peaceful, actually.

This is absurd.

I demand an explanation. What is the meaning of this?

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This is kind of cool. You're really talented, Shepard-san.

Mr. Edgeworth ... I believe I owe you an apology.

This is wizard.

I suppose at the very least, this won't interfere with my work at the station.

[There are two voices on the recording. One of them is laid back and sardonic, the other... is determined to test the gain on the microphone.]

You know, usually when I wake up in a strange bed, I'm off-duty and have some time to figure it out.

Unfortunately...I've already cashed in all my time off.

TRESPASSER! RELEASE THIS BODY AND SUBMIT TO MY WILL!

Looks like I'm not the only one who woke up in here, though.

If anyone recognizes Shouty's voice and has an explanation for me, I'll be in at the precinct house.

ARROGANT FOOL -

[The audio cuts off.

I don't believe this!!!!

[a young pretty lady running around like a nincompoop, attempting furiously to strain her face probably wouldn't be the least-normal sight to behold this friday morning.]

Ok! Alright; I'm taking a wild guess in saying --  this ain't my body. I remember talking to them -- er, me -- er, her -- once, but I don't remember their name? Anybody wanna help me out here...? 

Man, this body-switching thing shouldn't weird me out... but I'm a girl now. Girls are confusing and stuff! It was hard enough talking to the princess...

Hmmm....

I've heard of blood mages trying to implant the souls of the dead into the living, before.... but nothing quite like this.

What's more.... possession requires a willing host, and I certainly didn't a agree to any of this....



So how, then, did they manage to do it this time?

You know, I could really get used to this.

I mean, there are ethical concerns, and of course I won't really be staying, but I've had far worse bodies in the past.  And as new skill-sets go, this one is probably a little more applicable than being fit enough to try Venusian Aikido out.

Well.  Let's have some fun while this lasts.  If by "fun," you mean "let's see how much I can accomplish," which I generally don't.

Right. I've seen a lot of weird stuff in my day, but this is definitely the weirdest thing to happen in at least the last six months - fake zombie viking thing notwithstanding, because that. never. happened. are we clear?

Rory? Where are you?? Please tell me you're still my beautiful stupid husband and not some sweaty horse-troll. Doctor??




Oh and Haruhi... sorry. About this morning, I mean. You know how it goes, I was half asleep, you were a gorgeous blond, I thought it was some crazy dream...... no hard feelings.

Holy crap, I have boobies!!!!

This is Miles Edgeworth. Where shall I begin? This day has certainly been … unique.

This morning I woke up in someone else's body. I'm sure you're all aware of the situation by now, as there's a flood of posts on the network of individuals who have found their bodies switched with others around the island. Despite spending most of the day trying to distinguish some kind of pattern to this madness, I've found myself at a loss. I'm sure this will once again be dubbed by nothing more than some kind of "hallucination" that we all must be experiencing. I propose that we produce some viable evidence. Photographs, recordings, anything.

Now, Jack Harkness, correct? I believe this is your body. I will take good care of it, I promise you, though I find your wardrobe lacking. It's fine, I'll take it upon myself to find something more suitable, at least until everything returns to normal.

I'm also not quite sure how to address the next of my concerns.

Whoever swapped bodies with your roommate is unable to control some kind of supernatural ability. I was never entirely convinced of the existence of such things, however … I cannot deny what I saw. At least, not without the proper evidence. I would like to ask for aid before I return to the room, either from someone able to contain the creature, or the proper authorities.

Classes will continue as normally scheduled. I won't close the guan, not even in the middle of such ridiculous circumstances.