01 December 2011 @ 01:10 am
So, um ... not that it's terribly pressing or important, but does anyone have advice about going vegetarian? I don't think I can stand to eat anything that's been previously alive ever again.
 
 
The Master | Thomas Kreise
Judging by the stack of papers on my desk, I can only assume it is time for me to make another announcement at the grace of our unseen government's discretion.

I have been asked to inform you that until further notice, the incident that most recently occurred is still filed under ongoing investigations. Currently, the information is classified but in accordance with policy and the slip of paper I have been instructed to read this from I am allowed only to reveal that a similar hallucinogenic to the one found in the forest of New Moore is suspected to be responsible for the outbreak of unusual behavior.

We, at the New Moore Police Department, are dedicated to the safety and well being of all residents of this island, regardless of species, gender, colour, preferences, prior histories and preformed notions. I would like to take this time to reiterate that vigilante justice will not be tolerated. Any persons taking the law, or other perceived notions of justice, real or imagined, into their own hands, will be in direct contempt of the NMPD. Any actions viewed as such may result in the detaining and questioning of all individuals involved until such time as they are no longer deemed a danger to the public.

If you suspect a member of the community to be a threat, we would like to remind you that you may, at any time, come to the NMPD to file a complaint. However, until such time as an individual has been proven guilty of a crime on New Moore, no actions will be taken against them. Whatever lives you believe you lived prior to your life here, were, in accordance with New Moore's official stance, purely fictional. As such, no person(s) may be prosecuted for crimes they have not committed, and are to be treated as citizens, regardless of preformed prejudices of the populace.

Thank you for your attention and cooperation,
Police Chief Thomas Kreise
 
 
allons_y_alonso
01 December 2011 @ 11:57 am
Jenny!

How about a little father-daughter bonding time?
 
 
ᴛᴀᴠʀos ɴɪᴛʀᴀᴍ ♉
01 December 2011 @ 04:14 pm
 
sO, i HEARD ABOUT THIS HUMAN HOLIDAY,
tHAT HAPPENS, iN WHAT THEY CALL A MONTH, wHICH, iNCIDENTALLY, hAPPENS TO BE THIS ONE,
aND IN THIS MONTH, hUMANS GET TOGETHER, aND EXCHANGE THINGS, lIKE GIFTS,
i DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE GIFTS ARE, bUT, tHEY SEEM HARMLESS,
iN A, hEY, tHIS IS INDICATIVE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP KIND OF WAY,
aND NOT AN i HATE YOUR DIGESTIVE CANALS KIND OF WAY,
wHICH, uHH, wOULD SOUND A LITTLE MORE LIKE US,

aNYWAY, wHAT i'M SAYING, iS IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
aND, uHH, i THINK, iT WOULD BE NICE, iF WE COULD PARTICIPATE,
bY WE, i MEAN THE NON-HUMAN INHABITANTS, oF nEW mOORE,
uNLESS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED, wHICH, i GUESS i CAN UNDERSTAND,




sO,
uHH,
hOW DOES THIS WORK,
 
 
01 December 2011 @ 09:34 pm
[There's a soft "fwump" as his rear hits the couch, and then the sound of Souji's soft, steady voice.]

It looks like I won. Do I give a victory speech?

[There's a bit of static, as if he's deciding rather than hesitating.]

Thanks everyone for playing, each one of you helped me out in some way. And Arisato, I don't think I'd be able to stand up to you again, so I'd really like to celebrate this victory.

They sent me a basket of meat and cheese. It's as tall as I am.

........ But I think it got lost under all the markers that came with it.

Does anyone need any? I've already marked all the food in the freezer and touched up my models. I didn't run out of ink, but I left the cap off and it dried up.

Anyone?
 
 
john egbert
i have been so caught up in everything, i almost forgot.
almost...
but not quite!


happy birthday, jade!!!


i could say a lot of things, but you already know most of them.
your friendship means so much to me.
it did back at home, but now that we are in this place it means even more.
you being here is the best thing since sliced bread.
seriously, sliced bread looks at you and goes "dang!!! i wish i was that awesome and funny.
i wish i could save the world and be the best friend a guy could ask for."
well too bad sliced bread, because jade took that cake a long time ago.

seriously, i do not know what i would do without you here.
it is impossible to find a present anywhere near as great as everything you have given me.
but i thought you might want to start a garden here too!
hopefully you will not lose these pumpkins, haha.

anyway, i hope you have an excellent birthday, jade!
i will take you to your present soon. :D

~ john