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[Prolonged silence.  Then, a faint, hoarse voice.]

... Where... am I?

WHO: You and whoever the hell wants to come. Adults only of course.
WHEN: FUTURELOGGED TO: Dec. 24. Doors open at 8
WHAT: Didn't you read the subject line?
WARNINGS: May contain kissing, drinking, language.

( Invitations are for chumps. It's cold out. Come on in out of the snow. )

There are a number of questions a person could ask in this sort of situation, I think. How did this happen, how does one escape, exactly why do doctors seem to believe that telling a group of potentially dangerous individuals that they were once fictional characters is in any way a good idea, etc. As I am certain that someone has already asked said questions, however, and equally certain that the answers are therefore floating around somewhere in the ether, I'll forego that line of questioning.

What I would like to know is whether anyone is aware of which country and/or state has jurisdiction over this island. Or, more to the point, whether holding a group of people against their will is, in fact, legal on this world. Where I'm from, it would not be. But laws differ between planets.

[ a pause. ]

But I've forgotten introductions. My name is Zexion.

Umm... does anyone have any leads? I haven't figured out anything new since lunch.