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"Two sets of prints go in, only one set of prints go out."
Honestly, at times I wonder if we are dealing with amateurs.
Honestly, at times I wonder if we are dealing with amateurs.
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( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network - December 23rd, 2011
23 December 2011 @ 03:27 pm
Mistletoe is an obligate hemi-parasitic. It draws mineral nutrients from its host and will sometimes strangle the life out of it to its own eventual detriment. Druids used it in celebration and believed it to be an antidote for poision, which is of course patently ridiculous since ingestion causes a variety of stomach ailments and lowers the pulse to a dangerous level.
I suppose the injection of such "magic" as this island possesses into such would naturally make them recalcitrant pests hunting new "hosts", after a fashion.
I would like to note that setting them on fire does not have any beneficial effect. Neither does the application of any other magic at my disposal. I might have known as much, except the realm of fortune does not appear to constitute escape for half-sentient sexual harassment flora. It appears I am stuck, and by a veritable damn horde of ghost mistletoe. It is to my very deep and abiding regret that this is not the strangest sentence I have ever had to write.
I was wondering if anyone else was experiencing similar difficulties, and if so, if you have found a way out of your predicament besides the obvious means.
(Help?)
I suppose the injection of such "magic" as this island possesses into such would naturally make them recalcitrant pests hunting new "hosts", after a fashion.
I would like to note that setting them on fire does not have any beneficial effect. Neither does the application of any other magic at my disposal. I might have known as much, except the realm of fortune does not appear to constitute escape for half-sentient sexual harassment flora. It appears I am stuck, and by a veritable damn horde of ghost mistletoe. It is to my very deep and abiding regret that this is not the strangest sentence I have ever had to write.
I was wondering if anyone else was experiencing similar difficulties, and if so, if you have found a way out of your predicament besides the obvious means.
(Help?)
23 December 2011 @ 06:50 pm
... There hasn't been a docking station in New Moore until recently, yes? And, um, by "recently," I mean "today."
23 December 2011 @ 08:07 pm
its like how that saying goes
if you cant beat em
then figure out a way to turn the tables in your favor
and if you cant do that
then put a price on it
23 December 2011 @ 08:30 pm
SERIOUSLY???
*SERIOUSLY*??????
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
AND I DON'T MEAN THE SNOW EITHER. OF FUCKING COURSE I KNOW WHAT SNOW IS.
PSA: MY QUESTION IS RHETORICAL BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE LALONDE ALREADY COMPLETED A FOUR-PARAGRAPH ESSAY ABOUT IT.
*SERIOUSLY*??????
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
AND I DON'T MEAN THE SNOW EITHER. OF FUCKING COURSE I KNOW WHAT SNOW IS.
PSA: MY QUESTION IS RHETORICAL BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE LALONDE ALREADY COMPLETED A FOUR-PARAGRAPH ESSAY ABOUT IT.