This is not Hong Kong.

So I've been thinking about growing out my hair. Or maybe dying it? What do you guys think?

If my future self is responsible for this, I'm going to punch him.

Unfortunately, the bastard will see it coming.

Asakura, give me an update. Where and when am I this time? Is this closed space?

...Asakura-san?

Right!  New island!  Hellooo.... I'm sorry, this is the part where I'd say the name of the place, but honestly I'm not even sure what the planet is.  Or the time.  The King of France knows where to get champagne for his parties, I can tell you that much!

So.  Down to the important parts.  Fun.  What do you do for fun around these parts?  I'm going to do a scan for fun.

Bachelor Number Two, any thoughts?

Are you even awake yet?

Everybody's all fucked up.

Mairwyn? Mairwyn, the device isn't working properly. Where did you go.

Mairwyn?

It's dropped me off in the wrong place.

What's going on? As much as I love coffee, now is neither the time or the place. If this is you trying to remind me of what would have been, I already got that message.

This isn't funny.

Mairwyn, answer me!

Blast. Is this thing broken?

I'm not exactly sure what's going on or why I'm here, but I'm getting an awful lot of time travel artifacts on my vortex manipulator.

Looks like I've got my work cut out for me. I can't even take a day off, can I?

Guess it wouldn't be New Moore without people spontaneously getting younger and pissed. But we gotta help wherever we can, right?