[Envelope Front]
Dr. John Watson
Private
MH

[Interior]
In the event I have become indisposed, this letter should reach you by a private courier.
I have included a microSD with something I feel is imperative that you view.
Watch the clip contained on the card in private.
Under no circumstances, are you to allow Sherlock to get a hold of this card before you have viewed the contents.
MH

[On the Card]
[ooc warning: Sherlock season 2 spoilers in link]
The following video

I'm starting to think this place is out to get us. First there's kidnappings, then a monster invasion?

I'm starting to feel like I've taken the red pill and this Wonderland is pretty messed up.

So, who's up for an alien invasion next? That's next on the list of things to put us through, right?

Hurray for no more monsters! I guess. I managed to survive with minimal emotional and physical scarring, thanks for asking.

Although really, Derek. Where the hell are you, man? Do I need to go to the front desk and have you called over the loud speaker? Missing, one grumpy broody guy... please report to Stiles if found.

It has come to my attention that you have commandeered an alien vessel. Have I been misinformed or is this information correct? I should like to see the thing. I have much experience with alien technology and believe that I may be of some value should it need repairing or a functional weapons system.

So Shepard, after all that ridiculousness, how about we get a drink? Or ten?