So I guess I'm goin' back to school.

I can think of like, a baker's dozen people who would piss themselves if they heard that.


( [ Private: Lau ] )

Great.

Now we both have to live here.

Good to know when you run naked and screaming into the woods in the middle of the night apparently they don't send you to the psych ward, but to some fantastic beach paradise.

This place reminds me of one of the islands the cruise my parents took me on a couple years ago when they broke the news that they were splitting up. Which is only minorly traumatizing in comparison I guess to being told you're fictional! Which is really cute because I'm so over this already.

Is anything worthwhile actually here? Besides sun and sand, obviously.

Lau, you wanted me to start tomorrow, right?

Ukraine, Allison? Make sure he doesn't do anything dumb.