Ї'vє вёёи тнє vїcтїм оf тоо мaиу jокє$ то вєlїєvё тнї$. Ї caи тнїйк оf моґє тнaй З мїllїои pєоplё тнaт'vё киоши Ї'м яёal тнёїґ щноlє lїfё. Tнї$ ї$и'т a gяёaт тїмё fоя $їllу тнїиg$, plєa$ё! Pцт мє Ьacк.

Ї caй'т єvєй ґєad щнaт Ї'м туpїиg, Ї яёallу dоцЬт уоц'll вё aвlё то ёїтнёя. Ї'м $оґґу, вцт Ї caи'т fїж їт, Ї'd lїкё $омєтнїиg єl$є то cоммцйїcaтє шїтн plєa$є! Tнё Cуґїllїc ї$ jц$т їй$цlтїйg. Tнє воldїйg ї$ jц$т aииоуїиg...Caй $омєоиє моґє тёcн $avvу нёlp щїтн тнї$?

To: Ph&%$@*% 4^engers
From: R. B. Banner
Subject: Physics assignment


I'm getting the feeling none of you understood the lecture about mass. Your assignments were due to be emailed to me by midnight and I didn't receive a single one. If it's the consensus of the class that we need to review the material again, I absolutely don't have a problem with that. Feel free to email me with questions or ask in class on Monday. The due date will be bumped up to Monday, so bring a hard copy with you and we'll all go over it together.

Dr. Banner



[sorry, physics students. unfortunately all of your homeworks have been eaten. also unfortunately, the email your professor meant to send to you informing you of this mishap has been sent to the wrong group of people.]

ERMAHGERD SERMWAHRN HERKED MAH PHERN YER GERS
IRT WERS PRAHRBERBLY THEH TERRERERSTS, THER GERNNEH GERT URS ERMAHGERD YER GERS WER NERD TER DER SERMTHERN

Teachersくま
Teddie cannot turn in his homeworkくま
It appears his keyboard is not workingくま
When I try to type the end of a sentence those characters appear insteadくま
Sorryくま

[TERXT]

AH GERT AHN IDEAR, YER GERS!!!!!1

DERD TERNY STERK YER A FRERKING GERNIEHS ERND YEHRVE GERT JARVERS

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[AUDIO]

I got an idea, you guys!

DUDE Tony Stark, can't you fix this, I mean you're a freaking genius and you've got JARVIS, you have to have some idea what's going on with the network!!


Oh and P.S. can I have your autograph maybe.