Decided to give my dorm a check after I received a notice about a 'new' roommate being assigned to me. It looks like my roommate finally cut out.

It's strange though. He left something of yours in his room. I am not sure how he even got it.

Come over to West 205 when you get a moment.

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y perdonamos nueste día
y perdona nuestros de estro 10001100líbranos deudas

Whoever set my phone to show everything in Russian and disabled it so I can't change it back? Not funny.

Fix it. Now.

Oookay. Normally, I would say being told that my life and my wife were fictional would rate pretty high on the list of 'things I never expected to happen in my life' but I've been worse things than fictional, I guess.

I'm sure you are all very nice people, just doing your jobs.

I just have one question for you.

Where. Is. My. Wife.

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