dave mamahecking strider
hey mr kirkland
do we still have to write that shitty essay that was due in the middle of everyone being pirates
its kind of hard to get a pen to work when youre twenty leagues under the sea
also im pretty sure octonapping by kraken princess counts as an excused absence
if you still want something though
i can whip up a five page report on how karkat vantas cried like a fucking baby when rose borrowed me
 
 
Ramona V. Flowers
24 September 2012 @ 11:42 am
 
Well. That was... Awesome? Terrible? Terrisome? Awesible?

Well, whatever it was, it certainly was a thing.

Private to Tim )

Private to Nathan )
 
 
allons_y_alonso
24 September 2012 @ 12:11 pm
 
Didn't I tell you it was going to be brilliant?

Class, today we're going to be covering the role of piracy in history.  I want perspective essays about your weekend!
 
 
Commander Jae Shepard
24 September 2012 @ 12:14 pm
Sorry about that.  I was busy hanging pirates and yelling at my swabs about the state of the mizzenmast.



New Patrol Assignments

Police Station: Consultant Shirogane, Secretary Sheska, Precinct Caterer Frye (part-time).

South Beat: Rogers and Barnes.

East Beat: America and Beckett.

North Beat: Vakarian and Shepard.  Just like old times, Garrus.

West Beat: Beifong, you're on your own.  Sorry.

Job applicants:  I'm offering a signing bonus to the next three hires payable at the end of your second month, in the amount of however many overtime hours you're saving us.

 
 
 
capтaιn kaтнerιne вeckeтт
24 September 2012 @ 05:32 pm
[Beckett is frazzled. Her eyes are dark, like she hasn't slept a wink - because she hasn't. There's no usual playfulness or humor in her voice. This is no-nonsense Beckett, with one goal and one goal only.]

I'm looking for Shirogane or Seta Souj.

I was told you know something about the video that went up last night, the... The man, in shadow, at the graveyard. He was shot.

That's my partner and I need to find him.

Now.
 
 
coimiceoir
24 September 2012 @ 06:13 pm
[Sorry, Captain, you are the person she turns to when she's in trouble. So it's you who will get this video of an agitated Aisling looking thin and scared, jittering around in the forest, whenever the power comes back to your phone.]

Captain, it's happening again. It's not me but... I want to help, but I can't. I don't know what to do, but someone has to help him. Them! There are two now!
 
 
john egbert
i humbly request that next time i am some asshole on a boat, i have my own talking parrot.
not the kind we communicated with, but the regular kind from stories.
and the talking parrot will be davesprite.
see, the joke is funnier because he isn't talking to me!

rose, are you feeling ok?
 
 
SETA SOUJI 瀬多 総司
24 September 2012 @ 08:38 pm
[ it looks like the camera was deliberately set and focused in front of a kitchen chair. there's a silver-haired boy who's sitting there. for all that's going on, he looks calm. you might've seen him around, either running errands or doing odd jobs around town. for the moment, he looks serious and calm. as the static clears he doesn't hesitate. his expression is firm and determined, and there's no wavers in his voice. it's like he was born a natural. ]

For a moment, I need everyone to stop and listen.

[ and he pauses, as if he's allow everyone to collect their thoughts, just as he is--and then he begins. ]

For all of you who don't know, my name is Souji Seta, and I'm the head of the Investigation Team here in New Moore. What I have to say is important: It's about the kidnappings and about your missing loved ones. I'm going to try to answer all the questions I can but please understand, a lot of the details surrounding this case are still unclear.

Firstly, you should know that 12 a.m. every night there occurs a phenomenon that we call the Dark Hour--an extra hour between one day and the next. It may sound crazy, but please bear with me while I explain. Usually people are asleep during it and it doesn't cause any problems, but lately it has, and more people are becoming aware of it and wake up. They can fall prey to the creatures that live in the dark hour, called Shadows. They come from humans, from us--all of us. They're the physical manifestation of our insecurities, our hateful feelings, our judgements, and all of our guilt.

Where I come from, the Dark Hour was a little different, but the events following a disappearance have all been the same: people go missing, and not long after comes the broadcast that we call the "Midnight Channel." What you're seeing on screen is real, and not real. It's the Shadow's way of crying out for recognition, but when it doesn't get what it wants, it can turn violent. We have to try and keep that from happening.

[ his tone is frank, but sincere. ]

The Shadows that you see of the people that you love are part of them, and we have to understand, because all of us have felt that way at one time or another. They can be devastating, but they're also a gift. We dig holes for ourselves and don't look out, the parts of ourselves that we hate never seen the sun. So we just continue living without dealing with it. But for once we can see it, and we can do something about it. You can't run from a Shadow, you can't fight it, and you can't save someone from themselves, all we can do is support them and help them accept the person that they are. As much as a Shadow tells you that it's its own person, it's only part. It can only become its own person when the person who manifests it denies it.

We've been investigating it since it first started taking place, but so far we've haven't been able to pinpoint a single kidnapper. We also don't know why the Dark Hour suddenly appeared in this world. For a while it stopped, and we got a lot of new faces, and suddenly, it's happening again. Someone who was here a long time ago once told me that he thought that New Moore could be a place that takes ideas from all different worlds, but I still don't know. Even after two years, I still haven't found the truth.

We also... have a time limit. We have to save people by the full moon.

I need to ask for help, from whoever is willing and able.

The Investigation Team has been helping people since the Dark Hour started happening, and I plan on helping as long as I'm here. We haven't lost anyone yet, and I don't plan on it. I know there are a lot of people who've been helping us since we've arrived, but it's time to make the whole island aware of it. We need to do something about this, but we must remember that there's a responsibility that comes with helping someone who's facing their Shadow. There can be no judgement and no doubt, all we can do is help them accept themselves.

It's a big job, I understand if there are people who know that they have to sit it out, and I won't ask anyone to do anything they don't feel comfortable with. Seeing people that you love like that is hard, but we can turn into something good.

I'll answer any questions you have the best I can.

[ and then the video ends. ]