Well, students, it appears that the month of September is mostly a wash as far as homework goes. I've decided not to penalize anybody who hasn't been able to turn their assignments in due to network glitches or the whole... being a pirate thing. After all, I got it just as bad as the rest of you did. However, "the network ate my homework" isn't going to work as an excuse forever!

I've got something fun planned involving the physics behind sailing inspired by that little adventure, so look forward to it.

Someone reshuffled the apartment again.

Oh I got an idea
A superb idea
There's no pizza joint in sight
La la

There should be one here
Sending pizza all year
Without it just isn't right!

It'll be super tasty
Deliver all hasty
Eat it all up on the spot -
Na na!

Cause pizza is great
Pizza's your fate
Having what salad is not.

I'm making one now
I know! Holy cow
With pizza you're never alone
Cha cha

Pick up the phone
Pizza at home
Making every mouth foam

With joy I guess
A+ pizza test
Get pizza for a great price
Ba ba

You'll enjoy it a lot
the maker will not
But pizza is so very nice

Pizza oh pizza
my name isn't Lisa
Pizza exchange for money
Ha ha

Pizza with cheese
Pizza oh please
This song is coming out funny

Tomatoes I hate
but I make it so great
Share a pizza for two
Da da

To-may-to to-MA-to
Oncie'd rather eat a taco
But order a pizza for you

Call 5-5-9
5-3-5 on time
5? The number doesn't rhyme
Sha sha

Order a pizza today
It'll be on the way
It costs 4 bucks and a dime!

La la la la la la dine. [ CLAP CLAP ]

Officers:
Brigade Chief, Suzumiya Haruhi
Second-in-Command: Koizumi Itsuki
Newly Appointed Penalty Secretary: T... Brigade Chief insists name be listed simply as Kyon.

New Recurring Members, whose continued presence and indulgence we are grateful for:
John Egbert
Kate Bishop

New or Prospective Members (possibly kidnapped or conscripted?):
Allison Argent
“Stiles” Stilinski  (also forced to surrender the dignity of an actual name).
Sayaka Miki (referred to exclusively as “kohai” for duration of the meeting.Apologies, Sayaka-san.)
Nico Minoru

Old Business:
Declared boring.

New business:
suggestions for club activities:
-all suggestions for morning activities postponed until morning detentions end second quarter.
-Aradia Megido is looking for participants for some manner of alien game.
    -Vote suggested, vote quashed by dictatorial fiat; participation declared mandatory for all club members.
        -Assuming their schedules permit (secretary addendum).

-Investigation into/re-enactment of so-called “Pirate Adventures On The High Seas.”

-Motion for members to shoot apples off Kyon’s head: vote collected by secret ballot.  Secretary accidentally lost tally of final vote.

-Assignment: television survey, making certain the island has no other unusual channels or supernatural television programs.

-Club activities for the day: since various schedules conflict this afternoon, including Koizumi being scheduled for an immediate shift at his part-time job, further activities tabled.

-Meeting adjourned with unnecessary vigor on the gavel.

Crowley, I think I need a drink. Are there any good cafes or restaurants who would object to us bringing our own vintage?

That said, I think that I am emerging from my depression. I suppose it is a wonder that I can be depressed at all, even, but nevertheless, I should want it on the record that yes, I can be depressed. Why, might you ask? Might you ask at all?

I had books, dear reader. So many books that they climbed to the ceiling like ivy. I did not care for the maps that I sold, only for the books, of which there were plenty. I recall my collection in actual 1704, and it was much more impressive, but this was still rather remarkable. I was confused with the addition of maps and topography, but it was the books... oh the books. It makes what little collection that I do have seem so meager in comparison.

I need more.

Miss Sheska, I believe that I need you now more than ever. Those books which you have described to me. Have you, by any chance, finished your transcribing, my dear?