We should do that more often. The parrots were an interesting adaptation, but the rest of it was actually quite entertaining.

Jesus Christ, it's a fuckin' friday night. Isn't there anything going on? Look, I hate to sound like a whinging little baby, but fucking hell I am bored out of my mind here! Who knows where parties are happening this weekend? I need to get out, man. Going bloody bonkers in here.

I am keeping this outfit. It will make a great Halloween costume.

Captain Bucky, can I just say, it was awesome being a part of your crew. Really awesome. And I know it was all sort of not real, but if you ever need another crew mate you can always count me in.

Uh. Also- those absences from school are excused, right?

Speaking of pirates... I was just wondering if their might have been something to the whole sextant thing? I mean it can't hurt to try and look for it anyway, right? Like a treasure hunt? It could be kind of fun. Maybe?

[Message to Teddie]
Hey we should try and see about getting you on the A-track for your math class next free day you have. I think I have a few new tactics for you to try that might help.

[Message to Garrus]
I'm really really really sorry about that pizza.

Really.

I think I need to scratch all that and go back to the drawing board. Those were definitely not the right compounds for dextro or levo...

[Message to Dr. Banner]
I think I only got about half of the lab reports checked over. They might be a little late? I'm sorry. I got a bit distracted after all the pirate stuff.