Hopefully we've all settled back down after that bizarre sudden history lesson in old human piracy, so it's time to get back down to business around here.

Basically, the police department is seriously lacking in manpower now. So consider this an open invite, or recruitment, message to anyone on the island who might be interested. If you at least know which end of a gun the bullets come out of, head down to the station to talk to Shepard.

If it helps, there's a signing bonus up for grabs for the first three people. Who doesn't enjoy an extra incentive, hm?