john egbert
17 October 2012 @ 08:02 am
 
i moved back into my apartment, got a job and the next day i got a fake baby.
is this new moore's way of telling me i am getting old?
tune in at 11 to find out.

but seriously, screw this project.
i already have a daughter that i take care of and i don't want to be partners with kaworu, no offense.
soooooooo, i veto.
 
 
17 October 2012 @ 11:45 am
WHO: Everyone who wants to log out babies!
WHAT: BABIES. SUDDENLY BABIES.
WHERE: Your apartment, school, Juanes, the DMV, wherever.

    Use this space to log out interactions with your partner, or others, regarding your new robo-babies!
 
 
dANTE.
17 October 2012 @ 03:53 pm
 
what the hell is all that noise.

damn i need to turn up the music.
 
 
ᴛᴀᴠʀos ɴɪᴛʀᴀᴍ ♉
17 October 2012 @ 05:00 pm
 
tODAY, i LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON,

wHICH IS,

uHH,

tHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROP, uHH, a HUMAN WRIGGLE SIMULATOR,
oUT OF YOUR WINDOW ON A NICE DAY,
iT IS ONLY A SIMULATION, aND CAN NOT APPRECIATE A GENTLE BREEZE,
nOR DOES IT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENA OF THE FOLIAGE SPECTRUM,



aLSO, hORNS AND WINDOWS DO NOT MIX,
 
 
dave mamahecking strider
17 October 2012 @ 08:36 pm
 
future dave here
oh fuck thats right you were all doing the baby assignment werent you hahahaha
karkat i cant believe you ever thought troll sarah jessica parker was an ok name for our baby
shes not a troll you asshole
also shes married to matthew broderick you cant take her as a serious role model
boo boo honey child is way better

anyway im not here to talk about that as hilarious as that turned out
im here to call dibs on aradia for a thing
so hey past me
i left a dvd in your room
watch it with aradia youre going to need to study it for feeding tips
i know it says its a two day rental but you dont need to bring it back until next friday
and i can guarantee
it wont be boring
id swear on everything we hold dear and get an affidavit all notarized in my blood but we all know youre too cool to give a shit about that so im out
enjoy
 
 
Doc Scratch
17 October 2012 @ 10:39 pm
04.  
I have been assigned a robotic child.
Yet I am not a student in the school.
How curious.
Ms. Akemi, I'll participate for your sake to make sure you receive high marks for your assignment.
I wouldn't want you to fail due to an error in the system.
Never fear. I am an excellent caretaker.
Haa Haa.
Hee Hee.
Hoo Hoo.


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