[Tony is sprawled out on the Piece-A-Pizza roof with a half-eaten box of pizza and a completely empty bottle of Grey Moose. He has the partially constructed Mark VIII on, which is more just the skeletal wiring of a soon to be suit and the reconstructed gauntlets and boots of the Mark VII with some supporting structural work. For once he isn't blar- oh. Nope. There it goes.

Some heavy metal music entirely too loud for the time of night while Tony eyes the Grey Moose bottle like he is considering tossing it in the air for target practice. This is not an accidental post. This is a covert JARVIS intervention. Someone please get Tony before he ends up at the Station in the drunk tank. Or worse. In another naked video on Metube.]

 I think everybody knows how it goes by this point.

Release List

Aziraphale
Anthony J Crowley
Equius Zahhak
Peter Parker
Umi

[Locked to NMPD]

New Patrol Assignments

Police Station: Chief Shepard, Secretary Sheska, Precinct Caterer Frye (part-time).

South Beat: Rogers and Barnes.

East Beat: America and Jenny.

North Beat: Blake and Beckett.  Blake, you're also on Jackass Liaison Duty.

West Beat: Beifong, still solo.

Finally finished witness interviews on the Homecoming murder.  Lydia Martin and Derek Hale both have no solid alibi and documented unusual behavior around the time of the crime.  Forensic evidence, motive, and murder weapon don't link them, so we've got to find a new angle on this one.  What ahev you got for me?

[/Lock]


Holmes.  Holmes.  I've got something for you.  Anytime you two want to come into the station, I've got some files for you to look at.

I have a present for you.

Oh, dear me, so many new faces around the island lately! To introduce myself to all of you, I'm Richard Castle, mystery author. Yes, the island felt it appropriate to bring me here and tell me YO MR. CASTLE, WE HEARD YOU WRITE FICTION SO WE PUT SOME FICTION IN YOUR FICTION SO YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T REAL BECAUSE YOU ALLEGEDLY AREN'T REAL.

I work at the book store, so please, do stop by. You'll at least find pleasant conversation if nothing else, and I'd appreciate the company.

[Text to Kate Beckett]

Poke. Poke. Poke poke poke. Hey. I just texted to say "I love you". And "poke".

Who: Anita Blake and YOU!
Where: Downtown New Moore
When: Today, afternoon.
What: Having a bit of a personal problem, really.

[With the afternoon to herself, Anita has taken to giving herself a more thorough tour of New Moore, with an especial interest in Starbox. She misses her usual coffee place from back home, but when hard-pressed, Anita's never met a cup of coffee she didn't like. With her cup in one hand and the other supporting the strap of her shoulder back, she begins to head in the direction of home at a leisurely pace.

She begins to slow down even further when she approaches the storefront of Hoarders, considering stopping in for a few minutes, but as she does so, there's the faint sound of footsteps slowing to a stop just behind her. Decidedly non-human footsteps, at that. Something much smaller.

Turning around, she raises an eyebrow as she realized that she's made a four-legged friend during her tour of the town. The raccoon before her sits up and tilts his head to the side, clearly pleased with the attention he's sure he's about to receive.

Anita can't exactly blame him. He looks like the last attention he received came in the form of being plowed over by someone's car.

She sighs, facepalming.]

Well, crap.

[The raccoon isn't the only friend she's going to pick up today. As she continues to walk through town and even as she gets closer to home, the roadkill parade behind her seems to grow exponentially. To say the least, she doesn't look exactly pleased. Feel free to run into her anywhere along the way?]


[Video, Evening:]

[Once she's home and locked all of her admirers out, Anita is quick to get on the network, hoping she can get this resolved before Rose gets home and asks her what the hell is going on.]

So, I'm having a bit of a problem today. I need chickens. Does anyone know where I can get chickens? I could also make due with a goat, but I'd rather not. That gets messy.