Who: England & anyone
What: Trying to keep out of people's way (obvs going to fail), general event fallout.
When: Jan 13th - Afternoon
Where: Hoarders (inside or outside)

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[Cabin fever can drive anyone out of their house even under the most undesirable of circumstances, and England's found his way to the book store after carefully making sure that he speaks to no one on the way. He's been blurting things out left and right whenever a direct question was asked for two days now and it's wearing on his nerves.

He'd like to say he's dealt with worse.

This place is ideal - quiet, plenty of ways to look like he's more than busy so no one will bother him - but that probably won't stop some people, and eventually he'll have to leave.]

SOS Brigade Minutes for 1/14/2013

Officers:
Brigade Chief Suzumiya Haruhi
Second-in-Command Koizumi Itsuki
Penalty Secretary Kyon
-- at this point do we really have to continue referring to it as a penalty secretary? Isn’t ‘secretary’ enough on its own?

Old Members:
John Egbert
Kate Bishop
Nico Minoru
Stiles Stilinski
Scott McCall
Allison Argent

New Members:
Aino Minako (volunteered)
Ikari Shinji (questionable status)



New Business:
-No discussion of the weekend’s events. In the spirit of recording everything, this secretary would like to note the expressions of beatific gratitude on everyone’s faces at that announcements. More proclamations like this, Haruhi-taisho, and you’re sure to have a loyal army for life.

-Secretary …. Penalty Secretary reminded not to make unnecessary side remarks and to transcribe everything as exactly as possible.


-However, in the wake of the weekend-not-to-be spoken of, it’s come to the attention of the club that there’s a definite need for upgraded phones! Starting immediately, anyone with computer skills needs to be waylaid and interviewed until we have enough candidates to set up an in-house shop capable of getting some improved apps on these phones! There definitely has to be a way of deleting network posts, freezing your own access, screening sentences with question marks, universally banning all users during a time of crisis - it’s martial law, Kyon, martial law, don’t you get that? -- and making it safer for all of us to co-ordinate. How are we supposed to get to the bottom of any real mysteries if we can’t take advantage of a situation like this one?


-After further discussion, Penalty Secretary Kyon’s further amnesia penalties have all been canceled as a reward for taking the initiative in this matter. For the rest of you, ignore Kyon’s example! Don’t accumulate penalties in the first place! Be more like Koizumi!


-Thanks.



-Recruiting. While we do seem to have miraculously acquired two new members without the need to resort to underhanded dealings, if we decide to expand the club in the future, McCall-san had a suggestion about mottos for the recruiting signs. “At SOS Brigade activities, awesomeness is probably mandatory!”

-Unnecessary diversion into a discussion of how the word “probably” got there. Design team, please report in when you’ve assembled the new signs.



-MISTLETOE. As promised, the winner of the contest gets a medal! The final report is in! (collected from reliable sources, confirmed, and rechecked) (Whatever that means. Do we really have to do something like this?) (Of course we do! Naturally Itsuki checked the numbers!) (...)

Nico Minoru: 1
Allison Argent: 4
Aino Minako: 4
Stiles Stilinski: 4

(Is that really all? Even with normal mistletoe you could be expected to be a little more adventurous than that!)

Suzumiya Haruhi: 4

Kate Bishop: 7
Ikari Shinji: 7
John Egbert: 9
Scott McCall: 10
Kyon: 12
Koizumi Itsuki: 13

-Male members of the club are instructed not to let go of their virtue so easily.

-Koizumi excuses himself to get immediate testing for mono. While he hasn’t felt the symptoms before, he doesn’t want to risk infecting anyone.

-Discussion tabled.



--Further matters discussed: New member Minako-san’s amazing karaoke. Winter break activities. The magic shop! How does that work, anyway.

-The secretary would like to remind all club members that after our first visit we were fortunate enough not to receive a lifetime ban.



-The New Year’s Party! What was happening, anyway? It seemed extremely suspicious.

-Club members in attendance at the party apparently remember very little about it.



-Meeting adjourned without warning. Design team! Signs! Everyone else! Interviews! Kyon, why are you still here rather than going to get your opportunistic lips tested for mono?

Who: Aradia Megido & Aisling
What: Awkward truth telling confessions
Where: Various locations within the forest
When: Jan 13th (backdated)

( Let's see if it does any good. )

Who: Simon and Alisha
Where: Simon and Shepard's flat
When: After this series of texts
What: It's time to tell Alisha about the future.
Warnings: Nothing inappropriate. Spoilers for Misfits if you care about that sort of thing.

( sometimes I think it's difficult for beautiful girls... )