The levels here are really funny.
CONGRATULATIONS! You all passed Honesty Mode!




I think the goal was to collect the most secrets, right? So I didn't read it but the post with the most replies that I can tell is that marry-cliff post so the guy that made that and anybody that got everyone to slip up gets these:

[ When the feed turns on, cue one ribboned teenage girl, who seems to be quite annoyed with the situation. And it's quite obvious in her voice, as she sounds just as ticked off as her expression seems to tell. ]

Waking up in a hospital room isn't new, but the fact that someone comes up to me and welcomes me with a 'hello, your entire life was completely and utterly fictional' is not a good way to start off my day.

Mix that in with the whole 'don't punch the monitors' and you've got someone who clearly doesn't understand the concept of reverse psychology. [ Since she kind of punched the monitors (almost shot them, actually) once all the others left. ] Anyway, who here actually believes all of this?

Because I don't. And if I find the person responsible for this, I'm going to punch them until they can't take it anymore.

[ Then she subsequently throws a punch to show everyone what she means. After all, she does business. Though she won't actually punch the screen.

And the feed goes off. ]

[Carol is grinning ear to ear when the video comes on]

Well, you guys asked for it! I've officially been hired by New Moore High as the second PE teacher. I'll be starting tomorrow, so I hope you guys are ready. We'll start with self defense and endurance training. If anyone has any medical conditions that would stop them from doing something, please let me know here so I can plan.

I'm sorry.

wHATT??? I was def supposed to be in VEGAS bitches, why the hell am I stranded on some stupid tiny island?!?!???

Still, this is the LY DEE YAHHHHH and my motto is YOLO!!!!! Where's the hottest bar in town? Because this girl needs to get her DRANK ON!! If these hospital lameazoids won't let me go to Vegas, the Lydia Bennet will bring the VEGAS to HER!

OoOOooOOHHHHAnd what sports teams are around? Are they at da bar??? Pleeeeaaase tell me there are some SWIMMERS or BASKETBALL PLAYERZZZ because this lady needs to have some EYE CANDIEZZ!


PSS has my totes lame-o sister shown up yet?!??!? Not Jane, I'm talking about the human sister repellent, Lizzie Bennet. Because if she's here then SUCKS FOR YOU ISLAND, enjoy having all of the joy and life SUCKeD OUT OF yOU!!!


PSSS IF anyone sees my cat, Kitty Bennet, let me know okay? She gets totes sadzos without her mommy around!!!!!!!

I regret to inform my students that I will be relinquishing several of my courses to undertake another endeavor. I assure you, you will all be in very good hands, but should you find you are having trouble, simply let me know. I will be happy to offer my help at the same office hours as ever.  I should clarify, this is not to do with the event of the past week.

Raven... would you care to join me for dinner sometime this week? I promise I will not force you to another game of chess, if you would rather not.

Who: Ianto and Jack
What: Ianto gets a canon update.
When: Now
Where: The New Brew after hours
Warnings: Death, breakdowns, depressing as fuck, Jack

( Ianto was Welsh, he handled things how Welshmen do. With a stoic resolve and a stiff upper lip. )