How can an entire island come down with the flu at the same time? This is the worst. I'd rather forget who I am again than have to sweat this out.

Kaworu, I think I'm going to quarantine myself in my room. I can't decide if I want more blankets or if I want to stick my face in the freezer for the next eight hours.

( Private to Teddy. )

Can we talk? I mean, over the network. You do not want to catch this, trust me.

Allison sim really soryr I made fun of hwo red ur noise looked yeserday.

IF I die soon I want you to know it looked cute.

[text message to derek]

Can I die from a cold caujse I feel like im dying???

Who: Vriska and Meenah
What: Fucking each other over. Because what are hatefriends for!
When: AFTERNOON of the 26th.
Where: idk. THE BALL PIT? why not let's go with the ball pit.
Warnings: Nothing except bitchiness and terrible fish puns.

( queen of the ballpit my ass )

[Scratch rarely goes on the network without texting, but in this case he's not feeling well enough to do much typing. So instead everyone gets to hear a very ill sounding First Guardian and all his other worldly slight echo-ing voice glory.]

McCall, don't mind half of the apartment being partially destroyed. I'll fix it when I'm not teetering on the edge of destru...destru--aa...






[And yes that was an incredibly loud sneeze, mixed in with what sounded like a crackle of electricity, a quick vibration and the faint sound of lightning in the background. About a few seconds afterward Scratch will talk again.]

...Excuse me. [Always got to be POLITE about destroying shit.] There goes the sofa. I'll fix that as well. I never gotten sick before, so pardon me if I cause anymore damage. I can be fairly dangerous by way of existence when I'm not in stable condition and my energy begins to spike wildly. You'll have to live with the risk of possibly exploding. Again, I can fix it later when I'm no...not si...sic--



[And then he sneezes again and once more the sound of something BURSTING INTO FLAMES can be heard in the background.]

...Excuse me. I hope you didn't want to use the table for anything.

[He knows you're in your room McCall, he just doesn't want to go in there because he might sneeze and accidentally kill you SORRY THAT YOU LIVE WITH A SICK DEMI-GOD.]

I think I'm deaf.

That's new.

Is anyone else deaf? I get everybody is sick, but I don't think I can hear anything.

This is really un-inventive torture since I was sick of listening to most of you anyway.

so this is the end........ i never thought it would end this way

kinda hoped there would be more hot babes

SSPEAKING OF BABES-- TEXAS!!

texas you were the best boyfriend since tadeusz kościuszko and lets be frank he was just a pretty face okay
lech and i were solid but he had a wife maybe, i dont remember--- everything is getting fuzzy

tim bring me my diary

i keep one now and its awesome cause im writing my memoirs

you should totally dictate it for me

by me?

just do it you owe me cause you SO got me sick ugh

Who: Aisling and Derek
What: Fascination with the moon and discussion of family
When: the night of 1/26
Where: the roof of Derek's warehouse
Warnings: Feelings both good and bad, grumpy surliness, possible language?

( Wolves howl to assemble the pack... )

check out this boss costume boys
and ladies
its nurse ro-lal
here to baby ur sick butts
and sooth sickie tummies
no barf tho thats mad gross
or other stuff
basically just sniffles and compliments r what im comin around 4
i have a medical degree in pap shooshery and lookin hot as hell
if u are sick let me know and we will get downrite concillatory if u need it
no point bein coy
whos hurtin

[ What costume? glad you asked, cause there's an artistic rendition attached. Or maybe its a photo? who knows.


I'm sorry. I don't have an excuse okay, it's canon. She's wearing it. Sorry for everything. ]