carcinoGeneticist
TO: Human Coolson (sp??)
FROM: Karkat (cg)


HEY, YOUR "JOB" IS LISTENING TO PROBLEMS RIGHT?
THAT'S A TASK YOU RECEIVE MONETARY COMPENSATION TO PERFORM
SO BASICALLY YOU HAVE TO DO IT
NO MATTER WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DO IT
OR REGARDLESS OF THE PROBLEM'S ACTUAL VALUE ON A CHART
NOT THAT THE WORD CHART BEING USED IN THAT SENTENCE MEANS ANYONE WOULD CHART OUT THE VALUE OF A PROBLEM
OR MAKE UP A SPREADSHEET COMPARING PROBLEMS WITH PREVIOUS PROBLEMS
OR ANY OTHER KIND OF PROBLEM THAT COMES UP
OR PROBLEMS THEY COULD REFERENCE
 
 
steelweb
14 April 2013 @ 12:19 pm
 
The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?