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Hey, so with all the crap that's going on, I think it's time for cake, don't you? I've got a guy who wants to join in and I was thinking we should just throw a party.
You up for that?
You up for that?
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( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network - May 1st, 2013
01 May 2013 @ 12:33 pm
[ So after her jaunt out for a few days stuck with a vaguely, distressingly psychotic version of herself, Vriska is laid up in bed for the near term. And on day one she kills a bunch of sleepless hours catching up on the network.
Yes. You know what that means. ]
Holy shit.
Hey guys! Let's talk a8out Vriska! That sure is a thing we need to discuss, 8ecause she will pro8a8ly try to kill all of us! 8ecause once again she is an out of control monster of some sort.
No, w8, let's talk a8out Dave's ass instead, 8ecause it is apparently the gr8est thing ever! While we're at it, let's discuss pointless acronyms and also pizza. 8ecause why the fuck not! We're on a roll here with the off-topic in8ne crap, why stop now? I 8et we could keep this going 8asically forever!
In fact, let's spread it out across like seven different posts!!!!!!!! Hahahaha! Yes! This sure was a gr8 idea guys, I'm so glad we eng8ged in this helpful endless de8ate over who could prove themselves the single most worthless assh8le around. And every single one of us won. We are all winners at the dum8ass competition. It's us.
I mean, seriously?
What the fuck is wrong with all of you????????
You should all 8e thanking Rose and Karkat for saving your misera8le lives, you pack of dum8fucks!
Hahahaha.
Wow.
Anyway.
Roxy, please tell me I had nothing to do with your d8ing hiatus. I don't even want to know what that's a8out, as long as I am not involved.
And what was with that purr8east thing offering to help????????
Also, human anime sounds really dum8. "Troll anime is way 8etter" is something I would say if I had ever watched any, I'm sure. I 8et you could ask Karkat. If any of us knows, it would 8e him, 8ecause he never grew out of watching dum8 shit made for girls.
[ AND NOW FOR SOME TEXT MESSAGES: ]
To: Lau
Subject: work. or something.
I should 8e 8ack soon. Sorry a8out disappearing. I miss anything important?
To: Dave
Subject: avoiding me doesn't work when I have your num8er, dum8ass.
Dave!!!!!!!!
To: Karkat
Subject: (none)
Hey.
Yes. You know what that means. ]
Holy shit.
Hey guys! Let's talk a8out Vriska! That sure is a thing we need to discuss, 8ecause she will pro8a8ly try to kill all of us! 8ecause once again she is an out of control monster of some sort.
No, w8, let's talk a8out Dave's ass instead, 8ecause it is apparently the gr8est thing ever! While we're at it, let's discuss pointless acronyms and also pizza. 8ecause why the fuck not! We're on a roll here with the off-topic in8ne crap, why stop now? I 8et we could keep this going 8asically forever!
In fact, let's spread it out across like seven different posts!!!!!!!! Hahahaha! Yes! This sure was a gr8 idea guys, I'm so glad we eng8ged in this helpful endless de8ate over who could prove themselves the single most worthless assh8le around. And every single one of us won. We are all winners at the dum8ass competition. It's us.
I mean, seriously?
What the fuck is wrong with all of you????????
You should all 8e thanking Rose and Karkat for saving your misera8le lives, you pack of dum8fucks!
Hahahaha.
Wow.
Anyway.
Roxy, please tell me I had nothing to do with your d8ing hiatus. I don't even want to know what that's a8out, as long as I am not involved.
And what was with that purr8east thing offering to help????????
Also, human anime sounds really dum8. "Troll anime is way 8etter" is something I would say if I had ever watched any, I'm sure. I 8et you could ask Karkat. If any of us knows, it would 8e him, 8ecause he never grew out of watching dum8 shit made for girls.
[ AND NOW FOR SOME TEXT MESSAGES: ]
To: Lau
Subject: work. or something.
I should 8e 8ack soon. Sorry a8out disappearing. I miss anything important?
To: Dave
Subject: avoiding me doesn't work when I have your num8er, dum8ass.
Dave!!!!!!!!
To: Karkat
Subject: (none)
Hey.
For future reference, if I ever end up ruling over the island again you gotta call me 'President.' My bad guy castles also needed more lava castles like Bowser gets.
You call get 10 coins for your good work as magical subjects!
The coins are chocolate.
You call get 10 coins for your good work as magical subjects!
The coins are chocolate.
01 May 2013 @ 08:13 pm
All around weird things? Sort of the norm for me. This place takes a whole flotilla of cakes which I'm guessing is what you guys hear pretty much every time there's a fresh face here.
[ So Buffy switches gears. ]
So hi. Freshest face reporting. I'm Buffy Summers and I'm going to be more willing to believe this whole thing the second I get through a nice long talk with Scooby Doo or Harry Potter. Honestly, I'll even take that guy from The Matrix.
Oh, and if anyone sees a wooden stake lying around could you just do me a favor and toss it my way?
[ Not because she thinks she'll be meeting any vampires, but she dropped it somewhere and she'd really like at least one thing to remind her of home. It's not like she had a ton on her when she ended up here. Otherwise she really, really wouldn't ask publicly since she's still unsure about this whole thing. ]
[ So Buffy switches gears. ]
So hi. Freshest face reporting. I'm Buffy Summers and I'm going to be more willing to believe this whole thing the second I get through a nice long talk with Scooby Doo or Harry Potter. Honestly, I'll even take that guy from The Matrix.
Oh, and if anyone sees a wooden stake lying around could you just do me a favor and toss it my way?
[ Not because she thinks she'll be meeting any vampires, but she dropped it somewhere and she'd really like at least one thing to remind her of home. It's not like she had a ton on her when she ended up here. Otherwise she really, really wouldn't ask publicly since she's still unsure about this whole thing. ]